President & Founding Member
Greg “BigDawg” Byars
Chief grumbler, keeper of the club's spirit, and the man who got this whole thing started.
Welcome to the official clubhouse
GRUMPY
OLD MAN'S
CLUB
“Never happy unless complaining!”
A gathering place for seasoned gentlemen who have earned the right to grumble — and know how to laugh about it.
GOMCPROUDLY GRUMPY
EST. BY BIGDAWG
EST. BY BIGDAWG
Experience comes with age. Complaints come free.
Meet the leadership
The Men Who Started All This
Every respectable club needs leadership. Respectable is a flexible term around here.
Vice President
Jimmy Byars
Second in command. Fully qualified to complain when the President isn't around.
The club code
Three Very Serious Rules
Well, about as serious as we get.
01
Complaints Welcome
Weather, prices, newfangled gadgets — pick a subject.
02
Keep It Good-Natured
Grumble all you want, but treat folks with respect.
03
Always Leave Laughing
We may be grumpy, but we haven't forgotten how to have fun.
From the clubhouse
Proud Member Corner
We don't play favorites. We can find something to complain about no matter who's in charge!
The official roll call
Official Club Members
Good company, strong opinions, and a lifetime membership in the fine art of grumbling.
President & Founding Member
Greg “BigDawg” Byars
Charter member • Chief grumbler
Vice President
Jimmy Byars
Charter member • Second in command
Want your name on the roster? Apply for membership below.
New names are added only after the President approves the application and the member agrees to be listed.
Personal email addresses are never shown here.
Membership desk
Think You're Grumpy Enough?
Put in your membership request. The President will receive your information by email and decide whether your grumbling meets club standards.
Greg “BigDawg” Byars and Jimmy Byars head the official club roster. Approved members can join them once they agree to have their name or nickname shown.
A little privacy: Your details are sent through FormSubmit to the club's email inbox. Your name will not be posted on this website automatically.